Well, it's time for another one of those futile endeavors in which the idiot radio host predicts what will happen, as if he has any better chance of being accurate than a 10 year old Indonesian Nike shoe factory employee. Per usual, I can talk all day regarding my own teams but when it comes to others I know squat. I do know the Rangers and I do not like the current ill wind that blows over Insurance Co. Ball Park. I don't like the nasty taste that's been left in the weeks and months after Nolan Ryan's departure. I don't trust the rotation... at all. Yu is a horse and after that you'd have a better chance at turning Dick Simmons straight. So here goes; my AL picks.

AL West
1. Fighting Billy Beanes
2. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim So Cal What's Up Dudes
3. TEXAS
4. Robinson Cano's Bitches
5. HOUSTON

AL PLAYOFF TEAMS: Fighting Billy Beanes, Ian Kinsler's Tigers, Mike Napoli's Red Sox, Derek Jeter's Evil Empire

PENNANT WINNER: FIGHTING BILLY BEANES (Why the hell not)

You: "What about the National League?" Me: "What's the National League?"