So, ummmm, guys. I've been thinking. You know that backyard wrestling league where we perform in front of less than 20 people? What if we went to the top of a broken down shack...did a Canadian Destroyer (the single most dangerous move in all of wrestling) off the shack...and on to four tables? Do you think the less than 20 people would be impressed? I mean, it's totally worth potentially killing us...right?
Morons: when they say "do not try this at home," they meant YOU.